Official Bro List

Bro’s. Ones who are awesome and you know you can trust. These are according YOU, THE Bro’s of the century. Once in a while there will be a new poll on who gets to be the best Bro, or who we should replace. Put on your goggles and bulletproof vest, because the Epicness is about to explode while you go through this list.

#1
Albert Einstein

crazy and awesome. Bro worthy.

It’s obvious. The guys crazy, and insanely intelligent. A bro  could not ask for more.  Maybe looks but he makes it up by producing enough brain mass which he used for Theoretical  Physics, and completely owning at it.

#2
Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell, or should I say Broce Campbell? This guy bleeds awesome. His chin alone is more bro than half the civilized world. From mounting a chainsaw on his arm, to smooth talking scantily clad spies, Bruce Campbell lives, breaths, eats, and files his taxes, in true bro fashion.

#3
Norman Reedus

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Norman Reedus entered the Epic Bro List with crushing Chuck Norris (105 votes against 12), a Bro we know for so long. Reedus is known for his memorable roles in The Boondock Saints and the more recent The Walking Dead,  as we can be proud to have this Bro in our list!

#4
Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris. Still one of the most popular  bro’s around. Roundhouse kicks an army    down with his beard alone. Can lick his elbow.  Can churn butter with just staring at it.

#5
Betty White

Living proof that broness transcends time itself. Truly ageless, this beer pong playing, smack talking, prehistoric babe is worthy of bro-dom. Proving that Bro knows no prejudice, Betty White has earned this spot on the list.

#6
Humphrey Bogart

Play it again bro. One of the broest bros to ever be displayed in black and white. Every guy at some point in their life has wanted to be Brogart, even if they have never heard of him. Everything about him screamed bro. He had the broest jobs, he wore the broest clothes, he got the broest chicks… Hell, even the way the guy talked was bro. So, here’s looking at you bro.

#7
Ninja’s

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YES. For the first time in history, an entire faction has gotten into the Epic Bro List. They battled it out versus the famous pirates and they beat them fair and square. Perhaps someday in the future, the ninja’s will be beaten by the pirates, but for now, Ninja Bro’s, we salute you.